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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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