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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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