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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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