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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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