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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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