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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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