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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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