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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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