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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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