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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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