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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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