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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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