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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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