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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Gizmo
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a turkey 🦃
a lynx 😺
a cheetah 😺
an ostrich 🐦
a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
an elephant 🐘
a bull 🐮
a tiger 🐯
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