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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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