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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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