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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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