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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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