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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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