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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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