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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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