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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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