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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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