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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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