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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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