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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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