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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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