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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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