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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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