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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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