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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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