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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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