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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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