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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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