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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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