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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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