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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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