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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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