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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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