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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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