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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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