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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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