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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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