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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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