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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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