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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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