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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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