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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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