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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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