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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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