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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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