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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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