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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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