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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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