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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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