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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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