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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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