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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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