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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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