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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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