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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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