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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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