Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.