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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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