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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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