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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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