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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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