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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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