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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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