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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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