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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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