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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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