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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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