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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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