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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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