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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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